Asda's Hot Stuff
Leaving things a bit late, I ordered my online from Asda as opposed to my preferred Morrisons. I have always loved the wild interpretation and innovative approach to grocery logistics of the Asda back room numpties, so having a glee induced pirouette around the kitchen, I was itching to see my hamper of delights. Would I be scraping yoghurt off my bog roll, or maybe attempting to retrieve the fish fingers , half of which would be still in the depot.
No, this was good, all intact, but sadly not all was present. Yes I could get a refund for the missing sardines, and didn't really know what salad cheese was but I thought I would take a chance and keep them. But , then it came to citrus fruit time, my large oranges were substituted. WIth what I wondered, nice easy peel satsumas or maybe a blood orange with that distinctive flesh colouring. Instead of my loose oranges, I am now the proud owner of RED PEPPERS !!!! I am so happy I could urinate.
