What a depressing day, yet another election. More sloppy chinned
verbiage from megalomaniac control
freaks , who’s only interest is their own inflated egos and nightmarish ambitions, and
at the expense of everyone else. So today I have decided, I will watch no more
news, read no more newspapers, relinquish all interest in politics. I will vote
as it’s my duty, but only for a candidate who can provide absolute proof that
he or she is on the run from a secure institution.
I intend to watch every known episode of Countryfile, read
the complete written works of Avril the Aunt. Listen to as much music as
humanly possible, drink copious quantities of anything which is reassuringly expensive,
and create “stuff” with paint glue branches stone card and fish.
And finally, if I awake one morning to see a bright orange
mushroom cloud on the horizon, I shall sing hippy songs and perhaps re-evaluate
my situation.
If any of my dear friends wish to join me it will be known
as The Old Fallopian Movement.
Membership is free and is for life xxx
