Wednesday, 6 April 2016

How sweet you are



Dear St David’s Clinic,

I thank you for your recent letter, inviting me to attend the clinic, in respect of my recent blood tests for the second part of my diabetic review. I take notice of your comments, “There is no need for alarm.” This pleases me, as, taking into account the time in which you take to answer your telephone, I estimate that I will be able to attend in approximately 50 years’ . At which point I fear, blood sugars will not be an issue, but the question of fertiliser shall.

Yours in sugary bliss

Jan Preece

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